response to missing uniforms

Missing Polish uniforms, now there’s a real puzzle. I think I should start off by saying no German soldier in his right mind would want to wear a Polish uniform. They aren’t much of an army so why would a great German soldier bring themselves down to that level? There are a couple possible explanations for the missing uniforms and who could have taken them… I might consider the Soviets. But there is just one problem: how are they going to be able to fit into the uniforms what with their beefy structure… all those potatoes cannot be doing them any favors. Maybe just maybe Russian teens could fit in them. Just in case, I would check with the Soviets because I hear they are having a clothing shortage. Another alternative is that with a uniform, you could spy on the Polish people. But then again, do they know anything worth knowing?
Sincerely,
Tinker Bell